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Free Love

I am contemplating starting a sect called 'Free Love' in which all bearded men must walk around naked, where not to do so is considered blasphemous.

I shall apply for 'disadvantaged' status as a minority group and anyone who criticises my beliefs in free love I will take to the antidiscrimination tribunal.

If I attract enough loving supporters, I could register as a political party and appeal to the swinging vote.

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