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Christmas poem

2015 Candobetter.net Christmas Poem: "Santa's Socialism"

Santa, counting his orders and sorting them through
Said “ To me for some reason it’s not ringing true !
Some kids are getting extravagant toys
Whilst some gifts are mere tokens for girls and for boys”

North Pole Inc. Bulletin 25.12.2014


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I had trouble keeping up with it a few short years ago ,
But I’m here to tell you all today that I’m still on the go,

I found a way around the fact that “Toys North Pole's" too dear to run
So I globalized activities, outsourced , off-shored and won.

Instead of one big trip each year, I spend nearly all the year in flight,
Placing orders in the Orient in the night and in the light

The Night before Christmas


Santa is feeling the pressure of increased work as population and density of housing in cities increases. He sympathises with the nurses.

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